My joke: The world's smartest man?

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, a priest, and a boy were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he says. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. Michael Jordon says "I'm the world's greatest athlete." "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane. Bill Gates says "I'm the smartest man in the world,". "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. At this point, the priest began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute". "I will go down with the plane.""You don't have to stay here!" says the boy "The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack." :-) ha ha!